Low Expectations

collage on paper/paint chip
2017
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Text reads:

We now have the/
perfect antidote to/
our own embarrassingly low expectations/

and when friends come to visit
I always make sure to prepare them
fore inevitable disappointment--/

the most indulgent and
bland hotels.
scream romance with a capital R!/

you could spend an entire weekend lazing around without even venturing out/
which essentially leads one to locking themselves in a dark closet./

You can enter without setting off
the alarm, but if you linger for too long the
security will come to remove you./

be/sure/to/carry yourself with
a sense of occasion.